You know you are swedish when..

..You think it's perfectly normal to go out and party every weekend from the age of 13.
..A good summer vacation consists of going to a country down south in Europe, probably Greece or Spain, with your friends. When you arrive at 23:30 (not 11.30 pm, major difference!) the first thing you do is get wasted and stay wasted for the rest of the week.
..You find it normal to have to go to a special store that is owned by the government, that’s only open during daytime to buy a bottle of wine, or other alcoholic beverages.
..You just love singing “snapsvisor” while drinking any kind of alcohol.
..You generally consider the pre-party better than the night out in a club that follows.
..You instinctively spot ‘Swedes’ from a distance just based on looks and what they’re wearing.
..You love complaining about Sweden when you are there and state "it's much better in Sweden" when you are abroad.
..You count how many cigarettes you borrow or give away - just to be sure it's fair.
..You don't mind sharing the toilet cubicle with all of your friends to save 5 SEK.
..You would rather stand up on the bus for an hour than bother the person who's handbag is currently occupying the last available seat.
..You see a woman with a baby carriage trying to get on the bus you're in, so you pretend to be sleeping so you don't have to help her with it.
..You get on the train before letting people off because the train might leave without you!
..Living with your partner and having kids together without even planning on getting married is perfectly normal.
..You spend most of your summers in the park playing a game with wooden sticks, and when telling confused Non-Swedes about it you insist that it's the best game ever.
..You end your phonecalls with 'pusspuss' and then don't understand at all why the english-speaking people around you looks at you like you're a retard or a pervert.
..You rattle the toilet door handle like hell, even though it’s clearly locked.
..You wait at least one hour after you’ve eaten before you go swimming. You being swedish you’re bound to drown otherwise...
..You call Mallorca "Mallis".
Haha dom bästa är nog: You think it's normal to get on the back of a truck and drunkenly shout and sing for hours just because you grauated from school.

..You consider it tradition to get wasted and dance around a giant penis symbol stuck in the ground every summer.

Postat av: Linda

Haha klockrent!

Jag åker också till USA i sommar (overkligt). Ska vi vara sådär extremt coola och länka?

2011-06-18 @ 12:24:54

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